Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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