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(607): View more from New York

your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books

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(650): View more from California

Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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(914): View more from New York

i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same

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(386): View more from Florida

I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...

(1-386): View more from Florida

thanks for that.

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(407): View more from Florida

sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

dibs on John Mayer's hood pass

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(404): View more from Georgia

my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.

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(813): View more from Florida

Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?

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