You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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