so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
It's never too late to be topless.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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