my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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