Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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