she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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