If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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