Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I love you. Go after that dick
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
