so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just want nice things and good sex
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
