New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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