No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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