this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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