GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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