so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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