can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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