My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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