GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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