Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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