i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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