idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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