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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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