Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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