please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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