I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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