I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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