i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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