The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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