He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
