do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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