Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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