do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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