a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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