let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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