I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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