He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
