come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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