we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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