is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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