My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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