His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
