My room smells like vodka and shame
Nicole vs. Life
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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