Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
And then my night got REAL pukey
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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