the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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