If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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