I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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