He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
