So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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