i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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