Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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