D3 body, D1 cock
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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