But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
