Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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