Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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