I need help removing her.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
