okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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