I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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