nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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