Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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