and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude i'm inner monologue high
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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