don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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